Dec 23, 2006

funny sms



1. how can i spell s_ccess widout U?or C_TE? or _NIQ_E?ican't even hav F_N or any good L_CK widout U looks like i jus can't S_RVIVE wid out U?

2. chand pe kali ghata chahti ti hogi,sitaron ko muskarahat aati to hogi tum lakh chupao dunia se magar akele main tumhain apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

3. whn u get dis sms send it 2 1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always thnk of & 1 u wish 2 kill..now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

4. majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila bethee thi sms free honeke intizaar main.

5. i was waitin da nite to see da moon it didn't appear so i called da sky 2 ask where da moon is? It told me da moon is readin ur msg:)

6. dia hai upper waley ne mobile to itnee to kadar kia kero karo na karo call per her roz do char sms to kia kero

7. Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......
nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D

8. dil main aik shor sa ho rahah hai bina sms dil bor ho raha hai kaheen aisa to naheen aik piyara sa dost hum se door ho raha hai

9. Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

10. Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

11. TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

12. Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun ,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

13. Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

14. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

15. Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye , waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai , Kaho Na Pyaar Hai , Kya mooh dukhta hai

16. Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya , Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

17. Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai , na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko , Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

18. Jis din se juda vo humse hue , is dil ne dharkna chor diya , hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra , taaro ne chamkna chor diya

19. Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi , yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi , shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum , itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

20. Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein , aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga , magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

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