funny sms

21. Arz kiya hai..... ,

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

wah wah! wah wah! ,

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai ,

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ,

ha ha ha ha.....

22. You r my sweet SONA ,

I don't want u KHONA ,

I want a place in your heart's KONA ,

Otherwise i will start RONA ,

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

23. Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya ,

to night ko sleeping chor diya ,

tere face ki gentle beauty ne ,

mere kind heart ko phor diya

24. Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai ,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA ,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

25. Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey
26. Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum ,

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum ,

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum ,

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

27. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai ,

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai ,

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai ,

Bandar jab pass hota hai

28. Apple kat ta hoon knife se ,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se ,

Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se

29. na tum chat per atin ,

na main deewana hota ,

na tum patthar martin ,

na main kana hota

30. yeh kon sa jaam tum nay hamain piladiya,

is sar phiray ka sara system hiladiya

31. meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana ,

agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana

32. Woh ladki kitni pyaari thi, jis ko aankh maari thi ,

Woh sendal kitni bhaari thi, jo us ney sar per maari thi

33. Shahrukh khan jo is dharti pey aya ,

hum to kya, khuda bi pashtaya

34. Aur bhi bohat si cheezin lut chuki hain dil k sath ,

yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane k baad ,

isliye kamre ki aik aik cheez check karta hon ,

aik tere aney se pehle aur aik tere jane k baad

35. Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon ,

Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

36. ise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi ,

Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi ,

Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim ,

Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

37. TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA ,

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA ,

SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

38. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... ,

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... ,

Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote

39. Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho ..... ,

ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

40. yeh degree bhi lelo ye naukari bhi lelo ,

Bhale Chheen lo mujhse US ka Visa ,

magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen ,

vo kam chaay ka pani vo teeKha samosaa,

college ki canteen me hum sab the raja,

41. kadi dhoop mein apne ghar se nikalnaa ,

vo project ki Khatir shahar bhar bhataknaa ,

vo lecture mein doston ki proxy lagaanaa ,

vo sar ko chidhanaa ,

vo aeroplane udaanaa ,

vo submission ki raton ko jagnaa jagaanaa ,

vo orals ki khahani vo Lab-on ka kissaa....

42. vo ladkiyon ka yuhin hamesha akadnaa ,

bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ,

jivan ka ek atoot hissaa... ,

vo college ki yaaden, vo college ke din ,

koi to louta de mere college ke din........

43. Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

44. Kya aankheiN hain aapki,

kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

45. Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de ,

tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de ,

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna ,

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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